have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Vodka?
Forever.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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