i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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