normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Just invented taco cereal.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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