Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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