is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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