Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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