brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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