Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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