nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.