I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.