i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
My feet surprised me
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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