I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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