I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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