the day after is always just damage control
She told me I should be a condom model.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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