I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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