i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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