To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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