he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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