you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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