I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet