she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind