The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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Take your time, I'll wait
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!