I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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