Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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