I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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