he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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