The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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