508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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