He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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