all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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