so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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