it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
