yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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