I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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