This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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