ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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