i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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