i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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