It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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