He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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