I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
If I die, sorry about rent.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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