And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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