i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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