he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
false alarm. still invincible.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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