No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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