It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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