how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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