I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
