did you get engaged???
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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