it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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