wanna go halves on a baby?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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