I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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