K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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