What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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