Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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