Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
seriously i just wanna be friends
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A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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