Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Randomize
