She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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